April172014

Reblog > Go to your tumblr > Click in the house > And try to get out of the house.

stevenstelfox:

thesugarhole:

endlesslysherlocked:

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I JUST SPENT 2 HOURS OF MY LIFE TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT. OMG. MOST DIFFICULT THING I’VE EVER DONE.

I CAN’T FUCKING DO IT FUCK

let me reblog this again

AND YES! I FINISHED IT! :D

I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS SHIT FUCK

I’M NEARLY FINISHED BITCHES

this is fucking addictive aksldjaklsdj I CAN’T 

imageI did it! omfg! 25 minutes!

ah i forgot i had this in my likes

gonna play it! why not

fuck, over an hour
protip: don’t drink while playing that

(Source: sou-inseguro, via dicksp666jr)

2PM

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

(Source: aryanstark, via flomation)

April152014

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
8AM

castielcampbell:

carry-on-my-otp:

dudewheresmypie:

dudewheresmypie:

SAM AND DEAN AS DISAPPOINTED PARENTS OMG

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*casually kicking a dead guy*

I hadn’t even NOTICED THAT!

(via neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable)

8AM

victoniac:

victoniac:

casteilnovak:

watchtheskytonight:

flaaffytaaffy:

my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage

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goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves 

if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.

yessss

Even if you arent a supernatutal fan, favourite and reblog this for us.

why are people so mean…. I mean.. Dean gets countless reblogs in his gymshorts 

(Source: shotastiel, via neverimpossiblehoweverimprobable)

7AM

tlyudacris:

if i ever become rich im just gonna get a small house. but have everything inside it gold. 24k gold. everything. yeah welcome to my house. sit on my couch. is my couch uncomfortable? its cause its just made of 24k gold. where is the cushions? ther also made out of 24k gold. you wanna eat??? all my food are 24k gold. im starving.

So… Will you change your name to Midas? 

(via ashesfalldown5001)

April72014
alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

How did you get the cat out? don’t you need to close the thing before you can open it the other way? 

alaskastardust:

I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

How did you get the cat out? don’t you need to close the thing before you can open it the other way? 

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

3PM

huntressbiancadiangelo:

lala-loki-licious:

disneyismyescape:

adorkablenoms:

lol, batman and robin. I didn’t get that joke till now. I should pay attention more.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE I DIDN’T GET THAT UNTIL YOU SAID IT. 

ME EITHER

Best joke in Mulan, or a Disney film, ever.

(Source: blondaime, via apenootje)

April62014
8AM

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